M FA student Rob Gunter has decided not to join ISIS, after a (hopefully) really short period of thinking it over.  An excerpt from his reasoning:

“I mean, if joining ISIS were on the table, and that’s a huge if, I wouldn’t just sign my name on the dotted line. No, ISIS would have to make a series of radical changes before I’d even consider coming aboard. For starters, they’d have to completely turn over a new leaf in terms of the whole jihad thing. Listen, I’m not claiming to be representative of the entire US workforce, but ISIS, if you want more Americans to think about signing up, you’re going to have to pull back on the whole war against the infidel, big time.”

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Check out Rob’s satirical essay on Though Catalog:


I think it’s Onion-worthy!

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